Abela's Pathetic Trump Fanboy Stunt: A New Low Even for Him

 Right, let's talk about this absolute circus show from Robert Abela and his so-called "Board of Peace" nonsense. Trump's cooked up this megalomania-fueled fantasy club—pay your dues, kiss the ring, and pretend you're brokering world peace while ignoring the Palestinians getting steamrollered. It's like if I launched the " Board of Perfectly Tuned Aston Martins," but only for sycophants who chip in a million quid and ignore the clapped-out Fords rusting in the corner. Utterly disgusting, venal, and evil. What's new? Nothing. But Malta's nitwit Prime Minister just had to wade in with his size 12 ego boots.

Abela starts yapping about an "informal" invite for Malta—like he's been personally WhatsApped by the Orange Emperor himself. Then he backpedals, says the format's "not ideal" (no kidding, you pillock), and now it's all vanished into the ether, like one of his government's scandals. 

Was there ever a real debate? Don't make me laugh. It was just Abela honking off at the mouth to look big in front of the Labour Party drones. Red meat for the faithful: "Look at me, playing with the grown-ups!"Or was it a sly distraction from the endless parade of cock-ups, corruption, and general incompetence that's Malta's daily special? Flooding the zone with bollocks while the opposition picks its nose? Or just Abela inflating his own head until it pops? Who knows, but it's embarrassing. Like watching a Fiat driver revving up to challenge a Bugatti.

Look, forget your tribal loyalties for five seconds. Should Malta's leader suck up to a Trump-style autocrat? Absolutely not. Should we let Abela gamble with Palestinian lives for a cheap domestic win? Over my dead body. We've got no right to play geopolitics like it's a party game.

 We're better than this Trumpian sewer—resist it, or we're as rotten as he is. If Abela's just aping his Foreign Minister's Nobel grovel for Trump, tell him where to shove it. Malta needs to stand on the right side of history, not wallow in Gaza genocide denial for votes. 

Instruct the PM accordingly, because his behaviour? Disgusting. Utterly, irredeemably disgusting.