This is a handy guide
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA-SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. So.... remember: Money talks .... but chocolate sings!