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 “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” is like a vintage Rolls-Royce of TV shows — it doesn’t just run well, it purrs, glides, and leaves every other comedy choking on its exhaust fumes. It tickles every sense I have — making me laugh so hard I snort like a pig, cry like I’ve just watched my favourite car get crushed, and want to dance around the room like a lunatic.  I even made a playlist from the music — because that’s what true fanatics do — and it’s planted itself firmly in a very exclusive club: the one with my absolute favourite shows of all time. That club’s as hard to get into as a McLaren in a traffic jam. From the very first episode, I was gobsmacked. The production is so flawless it practically shoved me back into the 1950s — and made me want to live there, despite the lack of WiFi and the sheer number of hats. The streets, the nightlife, the posh Jewish family drama — it’s like they built a perfect little time machine and sprinkled it with comedy gold. The costumes and mak...

So, Robert Abela took the stage on Workers’ Day, looking like a man who’d just been told someone scratched his new jet ski. And what did he say? That the Opposition is celebrating your suffering. Yes. According to him, they’re “rubbing their hands in glee” over the European court’s ruling that Malta’s passport scheme was, well, illegal. Now, let’s just take a moment here. Because when someone stands in front of a crowd and accuses others of sowing hatred , while visibly fuming like a diesel engine running on vinegar and regret, you’ve got to ask: why is he always so angry? I’ve seen calmer expressions on wasps. Abela accuses the Opposition of having monstrous egos and caring only about their careers—which is a bit rich coming from a man who treats the truth the same way I treat tofu: with outright disdain. Let’s get one thing straight. The only genuinely nefarious activity in this whole sorry tale is Labour flogging Maltese passports like knock-off fake handbags at a Sunday market....

T he man who tried to redecorate the White House into a palace is now zipping around in one. Because why just bend the rules, when you can bulldoze them? Flying Too Close to the Gold-Plated Sun Donald Trump, America’s most reality-TV president, is now officially writing checks that even his ego might not be able to cash. He’s not just overstepping presidential powers — he’s treating them like a speed bump in a Bugatti. Congress? Ignored. Supreme Court? Treated like Yelp reviewers. Legally residing critics? Hauled off to “detention” centers. And the Justice Department? Just another lever in Trump’s personal game of vengeance. Tariffs? Trump now sets those like he’s choosing pizza toppings: random, excessive, and guaranteed to give you heartburn. But even among his most loyal flag-waving faithful, there’s one thing Americans don’t tolerate: straight-up bribery . And wouldn’t you know it — Trump’s diving headfirst into it like it’s a pool full of gold coins. Enter: The Flying Palac...

I’ll start with something utterly shocking: Malta — that little sun-drenched rock in the Mediterranean that’s smaller than most airport car parks — now holds more people than it was ever, in any reality, designed to accommodate. This place is just 316 square kilometres of limestone, potholes, and people arguing over parking spots, yet somehow it’s now home to what feels like half of Europe and a large chunk of outer space. In the span of just ten years — between 2013 and 2023 — the population of Malta ballooned from 425,000 to 552,000. That’s a 30% increase. In a decade . I’ve had sourdough starters that grew slower. It’s like someone left the migration tap on and forgot to install a stopcock. But wait. It gets even more ludicrous. That 552,000? That’s just the residents . In August 2023, the National Statistics Office did a headcount and found out that with tourists included, the “effective population” hit a knee-wobbling 628,058. That’s more people than Malta has roads. And I’m bei...

Somewhere between a diplomatic summit, a bad acid trip, and a flaming roller disco lies Eurovision — that annual fever dream where Europe (and random tagalongs like Australia) pretend that unity can be achieved through wind machines, key changes, and someone from Moldova in a space suit playing an electric flute. This year, the madness descends upon Basel, Switzerland — land of neutrality, fondue, and now, presumably, flaming piano solos and Albanian power ballads with choreography that looks like someone’s nan trying to do tai chi on a trampoline. Let’s not pretend we watch it for the music anymore. Eurovision hasn’t been about songs since about 1973. These days, it’s three hours of “What in the glittery hell am I watching?” followed by an hour of painfully slow voting that reveals more about global politics than the United Nations ever could. And we eat it up with a spoon. The music itself? Mostly sounds like it was generated by ChatGPT under duress. You’ve got lines like “Together...

Right, brace yourselves: the Pope is American now. Yes, really. The 267th head of the Catholic Church — Pope Leo XIV — is from Chicago, land of deep-dish pizza, gun crime, and sports teams that never quite deliver. And yet, somehow, he’s not shouting, waving a flag, or trying to sell you a pickup truck. Photo copyright of ALBERTO PIZZOLI   AFP/TNS Born Robert Francis Prevost, the new pope looks like he should be holding court at a Cubs game with a hotdog in one hand and a Coors Light in the other. But instead, he’s up on the balcony of St Peter’s Basilica, speaking to the world like a wise, well-travelled monk who’s seen things, not like your average senator auditioning for a cable news meltdown. This man speaks multiple languages, has Peruvian citizenship, and spent donkey’s years living in South America, doing actual things to help actual people. Which is so un-American. He’s not tweeting threats at journalists; he’s posting about compassion. Actual compassion. For immigrants....

It’s a strange time to be alive. You can now identify as a toaster, marry your pillow, tweet your feelings into the void, and sue someone for saying your haircut looks like it was done with a spoon. Somewhere between soy lattes and hashtags, we decided offence is not just a feeling but a full-blown crime against humanity. Welcome to Malta — a sun-drenched rock floating in the Mediterranean, where satire is on trial and feelings have become the new currency. Honestly, if I had a euro for every time someone got offended this week, I could buy Elon Musk’s latest electric wheelbarrow and drive it straight into the Grand Harbour. Now let’s be clear. I’m not here to defend comedy that goes after the vulnerable for sport — that’s just lazy, like putting ketchup on a dry steak and calling yourself a chef. But when society starts acting like a child in need of a nap every time someone makes a joke, we’re no longer adults. We’re just toddlers with Wi-Fi. Take Bajd u Bejken , Malta’s version o...

Cherry is a cinematic punch to the gut — ambitious, emotional, and often uncomfortable. Directed by the Russo Brothers and starring Tom Holland in a radical departure from his clean-cut Marvel persona, this film dives deep into themes of trauma, addiction, love, and identity in modern America. The story follows a young man grappling with life's brutalities, and the film moves through his emotional and psychological landscape like a fever dream. It’s divided into distinct narrative segments, each with its own tone and aesthetic — from romance and war to despair and desperation. Tom Holland delivers a performance that is raw, exposed, and surprisingly mature. His portrayal is the beating heart of the film, making the viewer care about a character whose life spirals into chaos. He carries the weight of the role with a kind of nervous energy that feels authentic and unsettling. The film’s style is unmistakably loud — flashy camera work, fourth-wall breaks, dark humour, and visual sh...

Before Gordon Ramsay was hurling insults across the kitchen like grenades, and before Julia Child was charming America with beurre blanc, there was Marie-Antoine Carême — the original celebrity chef. And I mean celebrity in the proper sense: he cooked for emperors, not influencers. Now, Apple TV+, in its infinite budgetary glory, has thrown the whole pâtisserie at Carême , a show so lavishly dressed you’ll swear you can smell the crème brûlée wafting through your screen. Set in 19th-century France — a time when men wore wigs and beef Wellington was practically a political statement — this series doesn’t just stop at towering croquembouches. No, no. It adds espionage, betrayal, and enough palace intrigue to make House of Cards look like a bake sale. It’s part The Bear , part Bourne Identity , and all wrapped in so much gold leaf you’ll wonder if your telly’s developed a taste for opulence. Forget car chases. This is about high-stakes sauce reductions, and I’m absolutely here for it...

  Barbecue. A word that today conjures up visions of smug men in aprons flipping ribs in their suburban gardens while sipping beer. But behind the smoke and sizzling fat lies a story that's anything but leisurely. It's a tale forged in earth pits, drenched in sweat, and, quite literally, seasoned with struggle. It began long before supermarkets started selling “BBQ flavour” crisps that taste like disappointment. Let’s rewind several hundred years to a time when cooking meant digging a hole and lighting a fire.. Yes, before America made barbecue a national obsession, it was the Native Americans who were sticking bits of meat over hot coals in the ground. The Taino in the Caribbean, the Cherokee, the Choctaw, they all had the idea before anyone thought to slap a 'Kansas' label on it. They slow-cooked meat under leaves for flavour and moisture, turning tough cuts into tender bliss. But here’s where it gets complicated — and dark. The Africans brought to the Americas in c...

2025 marks the 70th anniversary of Yamaha Motor, a milestone that highlights the company’s enduring commitment to innovation, trust, and emotional connection with its customers. To commemorate this occasion, Yamaha has introduced a new corporate logo, maintaining its iconic three-tuning forks symbol. This marks the brand's first major redesign in 27 years, reflecting the brand’s ability to evolve while preserving its identity. Additionally, a special 70th-anniversary logo has been unveiled, inspired by the race number plate of the YA-1, the company’s first motorcycle, launched in 1955. To celebrate its legacy, Yamaha has also released a tribute video, reinforcing its core philosophy, "Revs Your Heart," which embodies the brand’s mission to inspire and excite its customers through high-quality craftsmanship and innovation. Founded on July 1, 1955, by visionary Genichi Kawakami, Yamaha Motor entered the motorcycle industry with bold ambition. Its debut model, the 125cc, two...

Ah, Valentine’s Day. A time for overpriced chocolates, forced romance, and dodging all those smug couples on Instagram. But this year, Apple TV Plus decided to play Cupid in a way no one saw coming—by launching The Gorge, a film that is technically a love story but also a high-calibre, conspiracy-riddled, sniper-fueled, existential crisis of a film. Romantic, right?  At first glance, you might think Apple buried The Gorge in a Valentine’s Day release schedule busier than an Italian motorway at rush hour, up against the likes of Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy and Paddington in Peru. Surely, they wanted it to fail. But the plot twist—it’s actually rather good. Not perfect, mind you. It stumbles, crumbles, and occasionally falls flat on its face, but it does so in a way that’s oddly charming.  Directed by Scott Derrickson (who clearly decided to throw logic out the window and just go for it), the film follows two snipers—Levi (Miles Teller) and Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy)—who are t...

Dear Younger Me, It’s strange to think of writing to you, knowing how far we’ve come since those days. I hope you’re sitting under the big tree in the backyard as you read this, or maybe curled up on the bed with your favorite stuffed animal. I know how much comfort those little things bring you. Hold onto them; they’re more important than you realize right now. I want to tell you that it’s okay to feel the way you do—whether it’s the excitement that makes you bounce on your toes when something new sparks your imagination or the quiet sadness that creeps in when the world feels a bit too big. Those feelings shape you, even when they feel like they might swallow you whole. Life isn’t always going to turn out the way you picture it during those long afternoons daydreaming. There will be moments that surprise you, knock the wind out of you, and fill you with awe. There will also be moments that disappoint you, and that’s okay. You’ll learn that it’s all part of the journey. Remember t...

Imagine getting into a cab after a long day and finding yourself in a therapy session with the driver. That’s Daddio for you—a film that takes the simple act of flagging down a taxi and turns it into the emotional equivalent of a 10-course meal. And somehow, it works. Sean Penn: The Cabby Confucius Sean Penn plays Clark, a taxi driver who looks like he’s been around since New York was just a collection of huts. He’s the sort of bloke who probably has a “world’s greatest grandad” mug at home but uses it to hold screws. You can almost smell the faint whiff of car air freshener and existential dread coming off him. His gruff, seen-it-all demeanour is paired with nuggets of wisdom that are equal parts profound and “did he just make that up?” Dakota Johnson: The Passenger with Questions Dakota Johnson, meanwhile, plays Jess, a young woman who gets into this cab looking for a ride but ends up with life advice, unsolicited anecdotes, and a surprising amount of emotional vulnerability. Sh...

Sky’s Hanno Ucciso L'Uomo Ragno is a glorious, high-octane nostalgia trip into the 1990s – a time when life was simpler, music was better, and frosted tips were somehow considered the height of sophistication. Inspired by 883's iconic hit song, this series has romance, drama, and more retro quirks than a Fiat Panda with a cassette deck. A Big Slice of Nostalgia Watching this show is like stepping into a parallel universe where nobody owned a smartphone, cars were square, and your biggest worry was whether your mixtape impressed that girl you fancied. The creators have nailed the 90s vibe – neon colours, Piaggio Ciao, Vespas, and haircuts that look like someone dipped their head in bleach and then attacked it with garden scissors. It’s authentic enough to make you wonder why we ever thought frosted tips were a good idea. Romance: Big, Bold, and Beautiful The love story at the heart of Hanno Ucciso L'Uomo Ragno is as predictable as a Fiat breaking down on a rainy day, but tha...

How did I get here? Sitting on this spinning sphere When will I leave here We know death is always near I try to understand but answers don't come easily Friends always deceiving me Is this what life's supposed to be? Human animals We roam the earth in search of blood Hope for humanity? I don't think there ever was We're in perpetual war, and that's the only law Can I change it? I doubt it So I write songs about it I was young once but now I've grown old Right in front of your еyes you've seen my life unfold I had no choicе as I became the underdog's voice A young black kid... look what the fuck I did! When I'm gone there'll be someone to carry on We can give in, give up, or we can stay strong How accepting of the bullshit we've all become This whole world is... comfortably numb Hello... is anybody out there? Can anybody hear me? Hello... is anybody out there? Can anybody hear me? You've got a TV, a computer, so you don't care A roof,...

  Right then, it's Christmas. Time for tinsel, dodgy jumpers, and more festive cheer than your liver can handle. And what better way to embrace the season than with a homemade Keto Eggnog ? It’s creamy, spicy, and deliciously boozy—if you add the good stuff, that is. Plus, it won’t make your trousers weep from all the carbs. Here’s how to whip up a proper batch of this yuletide magic, my style. Ingredients 6 large egg yolks – because apparently, you can't make eggnog without eggs. 80 grams of golden monk fruit or erythritol – sweet, but keto-friendly, like the angel on top of your tree. 300 ml fresh cream – thick enough to make Santa skip a chimney or two. 400 ml unsweetened almond milk or coconut milk – posh milk for the carb-conscious. ½ teaspoon ground nutmeg – the spice equivalent of fairy dust. Pinch of sea salt – because salt makes everything better, even Christmas. 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract – real vanilla, not that synthetic nonsense. A good glug of rum, brandy, o...

 Ah, so we're talking about the German series on Netflix. Well, Murder Mindfully takes everything you’d expect from a standard crime thriller, dips it in sauerkraut, and serves it with a side of existential dread. This isn’t your usual glitzy, high-octane nonsense. No, it’s dark, moody, and as German as an Audi on the autobahn. The show leans into the kind of precision you’d expect from a country famous for engineering. The plot twists aren’t just twists—they’re carefully calibrated to snap your neck without warning. And the characters? Oh, they’re fantastic. Each one is brooding and intense, like they’ve just emerged from a philosophy seminar on the meaning of suffering. Even the minor characters seem to carry the weight of 10,000 unsolved crimes on their shoulders. It’s beautifully shot too. Every frame looks like it was painted by a depressed Renaissance artist. The streets are soaked in rain, the lighting is dimmer than a basement rave, and the atmosphere is thick enough to cut...

Right, let’s address the elephant in the Colosseum: Gladiator 2. Yes, Ridley Scott, in his infinite wisdom, has returned to the dusty battlefields of Ancient Rome to deliver a sequel that no one asked for, but we’re all being forced to endure anyway. And let me tell you, it’s about as necessary as a third nipple and twice as irritating. The original Gladiator? An absolute banger. Russell Crowe being all moody and stabbing people while shouting memorable lines like, “Are you not entertained?” was the stuff of cinematic legend. It had grit, soul, and a soundtrack that made you want to charge into battle, sword in hand. This sequel, on the other hand, feels like it was penned by an AI with a hangover. First, the plot. Oh, the plot! It’s like they dug through the "How to Make a Hollywood Blockbuster" manual, skipped the chapters on originality and character depth, and instead zeroed in on “recycle famous lines” and “add unnecessary CGI babbons, sharks and even a massive rhino.” T...

 Right, so here we are, 45 years since The Wall came crashing into our lives on the 30th of November, 1979. And what a wall it is. Not some simple boundary marker or a decorative feature to hang family photos on—no, this is Pink Floyd's colossal, metaphysical Great Wall of China. It hides, reveals, protects, imprisons, and occasionally collapses spectacularly, much like a certain rock star's ego during the making of it. Let’s not tiptoe around it—this is an album drenched in conflict. It’s loss, self-loathing, war, and alienation all stuffed into 26 tracks. It’s not a light bite, it’s a six-course existential crisis with a side of despair. But here’s the kicker: that very conflict is why it’s so utterly brilliant. It’s a rock opera that’s both bloated and beautiful, tyrannical and tender. The sort of thing that could only emerge from a band on the brink of implosion. The Wall came during the twilight of Pink Floyd’s imperial phase, following The Dark Side of the Moon (you k...

When I first started watching Netflix’s Man on the Inside, I’ll admit, I wasn’t exactly brimming with excitement. The premise—centred on undercover operations and double lives—felt like familiar ground. I braced myself for a predictable plot with a few twists I’d spot a mile away. But what I got instead was an astonishingly deep and emotional narrative that stayed with me long after the final episode. At its surface, Man on the Inside delivers what you’d expect: tension, intrigue, and the high-stakes drama of living a double life. But underneath that, it’s an unflinching exploration of relationships, mental health, friendship, and the ache of loneliness. The protagonist’s journey is not just one of survival or loyalty—it’s a study of human connection. The show peels back the layers of his life, showing how every choice, every secret, and every betrayal leaves a mark on his relationships. His struggle to balance the demands of his covert role with the expectations of family and friends ...