WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:


A Litre of milk,
A Dozen eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee, and
500 g of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I
was intrigued by the derelict intuition since I was indeed single. I
looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied,

'Cause you're ugly

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