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Same Shit Different Day

  Ah, work - the place where we spend most of our lives while trying to avoid the existential crisis that comes with it. But, alas, work comes with its own set of struggles. Luckily, you have me to guide you through the maze of daily mishaps with a pinch of positivity and creativity, and a spoonful of sarcasm and irony. Waking Up The first struggle of the day begins with waking up. How can you possibly get out of bed when you have to face the monotonous routine that awaits you? The answer is simple: just pretend you're a superhero. You're the only one who can save the world from the evil forces of corporate boredom. Put on your imaginary cape, stand up straight, and face the day with a smile. Meetings The next struggle is the infamous meeting. Nothing screams "time-waster" more than sitting in a meeting, listening to someone drone on and on about something you couldn't care less about. But, fear not! This is where your creativity comes in handy. Try to find a way ...