Funny New Year Resolutions!
Check out these funny and innovative New Year's Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself...Surely you will enjoy!! * Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. * I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. * I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses. * I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. * I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. * Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. * I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.... * I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses. * I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband). * I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. * I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time ...