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THE DREAM THAT MOST PEOPLE JUST WON’T BLOODY UNDERSTAND

I bought a bike… not because I needed transport. No. I bought it because somewhere, deep in the part of my soul where reason goes to die, I had a dream. One day, when I’m old and I mean really old,  the kind of old where your knees sound like a gravel driveway… I’ll roll into my garage, unable to walk, but there she’ll be. My bike. Not just metal and petrol. But a trophy. A monument to the chaos, the freedom, the madness of youth... ...and the fact that I still somehow have both kidneys. I’ve met people along the way. Some of them became lifelong mates, bonded by the sacred ritual of shouting over engines and complaining about tyre prices. Others… Well, let’s just say I’m thrilled to have the memory of a goldfish. I’ve been soaked through to the underpants, I’ve frozen to the point where my eyebrows developed frostbite, And I’ve also been warmer than a pie in a glovebox on a summer’s day. I’ve been terrified. I’ve crashed. I’ve fallen over, sometimes with great...

Echoes of an Unseen Battle

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  Today... Everyone walks alone. A crowded world with hearts left hollow. Friends— they're myths now, and if they still exist, you cradle them carefully, like fire in a storm. We crave a corner of nature, a quiet patch to lay our noise down. Somewhere the world doesn’t scream at us. But peace is a vanishing species. We became our own chains, running, chasing the ticking hands of clocks as if salvation lies somewhere between deadline and burnout. People... want everything. Now. No time for patience, no room for grace. Privacy? Gone. Respect? Evaporated. This world spins on coins and credit. Life’s sacred values— buried beneath the weight of wallets. But remember... wasn’t it more beautiful when we had nothing? Back then poverty had a soul. It wasn’t about the lack of things, it was about the presence of people. There was struggle, yes, but there was unity. Today, we walk solo, heads down, hearts guarded. But how long can you keep walking alone? How long can you act strong, when insi...

Snowcahontas and the Arctic Midlife Crisis

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Right. So imagine, if you will, living most of your life on a sun-drenched Mediterranean rock, where the worst weather you’ll face is the occasional lukewarm breeze that might gently rearrange your hair. Now, take that life, and drop it violently into a place where boiling water turns into snow mid-air, and stepping outside without gloves is the human equivalent of microwaving a chicken from the inside out . Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Arctic. Or more specifically, to Netflix’s North of North  a show that, against all odds, makes the -30°C North look like a trendy Airbnb destination for emotional breakdowns. And yet… somehow, it works. Meet Siaja. She’s Inuk. She’s 26. She’s got cheekbones sharp enough to cut through seal blubber and the kind of determined optimism that would make Paddington Bear look like a depressive. Played with actual sparkle by Anna Lambe, Siaja has left her husband, Ting, who is essentially Top Gun if Maverick had a God complex and flew a plane th...

The Labubu: The Goblin Toy That’s Taking Over the World (And Your Sanity)

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Imagine this: the world is careening toward chaos. Wars, climate disasters, politicians who can’t tell their arse from their elbow. And what are we all losing our minds over? Tiny plastic goblins called Labubu. Yes, you heard that right. Goblins. Plastic. And apparently, our new overlords. These aren’t your usual cuddly toys. No, these things look like someone let a goblin out of the shadow realm and gave it googly eyes and a pointy ear for good measure. They grin like they know all your passwords and your browser history. Yet people are queuing up, online and in shops, throwing money at these little fiends like it’s going out of fashion. Why? Because they’re blind boxes . You don’t know which goblin you’re getting until you rip the packaging apart. It’s like a lucky dip, only instead of sweets, it’s a tiny creepy creature staring back at you, judging your life choices. Now, back in my day, surprise toys meant chocolate eggs with a bit of plastic junk inside. That was simple. But no...

Every Day I Survive, I Win

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Depression and anxiety. It's like driving a knackered old diesel up a steep hill in reverse, with a punctured tyre and Radiohead playing in the background. And yet, somehow, you’re expected to smile through it like you're in a yoghurt advert. But here’s the thing: healing is possible. Not with glitter, unicorns or chanting at crystals but one real, awkward, imperfect step at a time. It’s not about pretending you’re fine when you feel like a bin fire. It’s about dragging yourself out of bed, brushing your teeth like it’s a military victory, and choosing against all odds to show up for yourself. Even if “showing up” means sitting on the floor eating snacks at 3AM. Right. Tools that worked for me and might work for you, unless you’re a houseplant. 1. The Outdoors There’s something remarkably grounding about standing in a field shouting into the wind. Or walking in a forest that smells like damp bark and existential dread. Nature doesn’t ask you to smile. It just exists and sometim...

Why I Choose Feelings Over Figure

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The scale and I? We’re enemies. One wrong meal, one off calibration, and suddenly my sense of self-worth nosedives because of a number. If I let that number dictate my journey, I’d have given up long ago. My weight can fluctuate by a kilo in a single day something it took me years to understand, and even longer to stop blaming myself for. So now, I focus on how I feel. How my body moves. How walking feels. How roomy the chair is. How my clothes fit. That feeling that quiet confidence, that freedom is what success looks like to me. The Rooftop That Changed Everything I’ll never forget that sunny day in Milan. I was standing on a rooftop, surrounded by centuries-old beauty, and I couldn’t enjoy a second of it. I was in too much pain to explore, too drained to care. That moment broke me. What should have been a little break became the moment I gave up. But rock bottom has a way of becoming a foundation. Today, I have a new life. A different energy. A deeper appreciation. And I long to go ...

The Kawasaki Z1: How To Be Late To The Party And Still Steal The Damn Show.

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  Right, so imagine, if you will, the mid-1960s. A time of questionable fashion, even worse music, and, crucially, motorcycles that largely handled like a shopping trolley full of actual bowling balls. And then, there was Kawasaki. A name, back then, that probably conjured images of… well, I don't know, industrial machinery? Not exactly a purveyor of two-wheeled ecstasy. But apparently, they'd had a thought. A rare occurrence for a Japanese corporation, one might argue. They looked across the pond, saw America, land of the brave and home of the deeply credulous, and decided, "Yes! We shall sell them motorcycles. Big ones." So, they got some chaps – probably smelling faintly of instant noodles and regret – locked them in a room, and told them to build something utterly, monumentally brilliant. They called it "New York Steak." Because, obviously, that's what you name a groundbreaking motorcycle project. Not "Project Thunderpants" or "Death o...