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ET made contact with home...

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Guess who’s back?, Well guys and gals ‘s been long since I have scribbled some hsara tal-gurnata, and as you can see that not only my main blog was left unattended but even my other niche blogs. A lot has been going on and since I was away from our little island(in Cyprus...pictures coming soon), I had to master a new job, having my mind working overtime to design and finish my house (a new blog is in the pipeline for that called ho2ho which does not stand for what you’re thinking but it’s from a house to home) and having a hopeless internet connection, the first thing to suffer had to be the blogs. But now I’m back fully fledged and ready to share most of it :). I have to thank Sandro Vella for nominating my blogs and for being one of the few who promotes the Maltese Blogs…THANK YOU SANDRO

it has been a while...

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it has been a while since I have dotted down some stupid letters but as I was shifting thru some channels i came across a song which isn't that out of this world but somehow it tends to soften me up and up to today I am still trying to figure out the reason why... Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen ) Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ' 99 ... wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT . The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth . Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Truck Advertising...

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IKEA ASKS PM TO SIT ON IT!!!

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In a cheeky ad in yesterday’s Sydney Morning Herald, IKEA Australia asks Prime Minister John Howard “to sit on it” in response to the much publicised claims by WA Liberal MP Don Randall that people can’t really expect the Prime Minister to go to IKEA and put together “dodgy chairs”. Mr Randall’s comments were in defense of the PM’s purchase of more than $200,000 worth of new chairs for the Cabinet room. Created by its new agency HOST Sydney, in conjunction with creative partner The Glue Society, the IKEA ad states, “We respectfully ask Prime Minister John Howard to sit on it”, and shows an image of the JERRIK swivel chair at only $569, which is significantly better value than the almost $3000 paid for each one of the PM’s chairs. There has been intense media interest in the debate about the quality of IKEA chairs following the news from IKEA Australia CEO Kent Nordin that many dignitaries and embassies around the world have purchased IKEA furniture and are very satisfied with its quali

How to bake a car: the amazing story behind Skoda's new TV ad

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Skoda brand has long been the butt of cruel motoring jokes - but an ingenious and in my opinion original lovely new advert for the new Fabia gives a new way to look at this marque. The 60-second commercial - which is reported to have cost up to £500,000 to make - shows a team of bakers, model makers and home economists as they set about creating an edible version of the car. 1. The first egg is cracked. Only another 179 to go. Plus 100kg of flour and 100kg of caster sugar 2. A huge vat of chocolate sauce, 30kg of almonds and 65kg of dried fruit make the 'crispy cake' mix for the car's bodywork 3. Now it's the turn of two bakers to make 448 Madeira 'brick cakes' to form the foundation of the car's chassis 4. With the precision of a Formula One team, the Skoda crew sculpt every crumbly cog and sticky spark plug of the engine 5. Cake bricks are layered with buttercream icing - a slightly bigger job than your average Victoria sponge 6. Next, the body work takes

sparky

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I hope that the following blog will not make you think that I am big fat rich snob. I am not and I don't know if you are aware that I can only afford to drive a 15year old, mega petrol gulping, high emission emmiting swedish tank car but I came across this wardrobe on wheels in my street. So what's funny about that, one might say....Well it was not just the shape that was apathatic, what made me laugh most was the name of this little silver box, SPARKY , Toyota SPARKY to be exact, "No I dont take my dog for a walk, I ride it and and my pet takes me around!!!!" I love the way the japanese come up with the name of the cars, anyone, for a nissan sunny or a nissan cherry, a suzuki swift or suzuki baleno isn't that bad, but forgive my stupidity, namining a car after a dog's name, is too gross!!! well I remember Spanky, the little cartoon dog, it looked nicer....maybe that's were the guys from toyota got the inspiration...staying on the same theme last year hon